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Despite Downturn in Polls for President Bush,
He Still Has Christian Support

By Jonathan Brown
While polls show the rest of the country abandoning George W. Bush, under the apparent impression that he caused Hurricane Katrina and posted CIA agent Valerie Plame's address and phone number on the internet, true Christians continue to support our great President. Christian loyalty has baffled many pundits in the pagan liberal press, but if they'd read their bible they would understand:

Luke 10:23: He that is not with me is against me.
The President has said frequently that he is a uniter, not a divider, and he has tried valiantly to unite the U.S. But, despite the September 11th attacks on our country, some have refused to unite behind him. Unlike some of his godless predecessors who pretended to represent all so-called American citizens, the President, following the letter of the good book, has made no secret of the fact that these obstructionists are America's enemies.

Romans 12:16: Be of the same mind one toward another.
The President is often criticized for surrounding himself with a narrow team of like-minded advisors and for firing traitors like Richard Clarke and Paul O'Neill who question the wisdom of his policies. All I can say to those who criticize this Presidential trait is: Read your bible!

Ecclesiastes 12:12: Much study is a weariness of the flesh.
Critics carp that the President and his advisors didn't plan well for the Iraq war. Our government should have gained a better understanding of the Iraqi people, they whine, should have armed our soldiers better and provided them with better armor. Blah, blah, blah. That sort of micromanagement is for policy wonks like sex-criminal Bill Clinton. The President heeds the Bible's warning about study; he relies on his instincts and does what he knows to be right.

Ecclesiastes 9:10: Forsake not an old friend; for the new is not comparable to him.
Liberals are screaming for the President to fire political consultant Karl Rove, because he may have been involved in Valerie Plame's recent Vanity Fair photo shoot, and Donald Rumsfeld for some minor mistakes he may have made in Iraq. The President and the Bible stand firmly on the side of loyalty.

Deuteronomy 28:5: Blessed shall be thy basket and thy store.
The tax breaks that form the centerpiece of the President's domestic agenda here get a 100% ringing endorsement from the Lord. Our basket and our store are blessed. Clearly the government has no business reducing the size of our blessings.
And let us not forget the words of Isaiah 3:15: grind the faces of the poor.

Ecclesiastes 1:18: In much wisdom is much grief; and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

'Nuff said.






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