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Just Testing

By Max Gutmann
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
-President Bush

If you teach he or her, every experts concur,
They can read, which are good for the nation,
So the Pres says we best give the schoolchilds a test
To improve his or her's education.

His professors at Yale is all proud 'cause to fail
To be reading correct wouldn't do,
And the President thus will in sure we know us
Are as smart to be president, too.





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