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Diebold Voting Machines Proven Hackable, Company's Chief Resigns Amidst
Furor and Law Suits
"Diebold,
the controversial electronic voting machine manufacturer, is coming
off a tumultuous week. Its chief executive, Walden O'Dell, resigned.
It was hit with a pair of class-action lawsuits charging insider trading…
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White
House Announces Two Christmases A Year to
Jolt Consumer Spending
By Dan Fiorella
Washington D.C.- In an effort to improve the economy, the White House
has announced plans to establish a second Christmas Day. “That’s
right, America!” President Bush shouted, “Two Christmases
every year!” go to article
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Administration Assigns $6 Billion To Combat “Merciless” Weather
By Gregg Echols
Bowing to pressure from the American public for a withdrawal of troops
from Iraq, Secretary of State Rice stated she would start removing troops
from Iceland, citing a growing stability in the far northern region.
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Walmart
and Parents Elated with
Childrens’ Draft Incentive
By Stefanie Freele
Ballpark, Michigan: Mary Martha Seaton, age 42, 8 months pregnant and
proud mother of seven, pushes one full grocery cart and tugs another
through the bed and bath aisle of her nearest Walmart…go
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