President Bush Outlines Victory Plans
At Naval Academy Speech

By Winter Prosapio
Annapolis, Maryland: President Bush today claimed to be on track for complete victory in Iraq. "Not only will we find a hidden cache of weapons of mass destruction, but we'll find Osama in a bordello, and I'll be elected president of Iraq after my term is completed in the US," said the President in an emotional speech in front of US Naval cadets.

Declining to name a date, plan or vision of a US military withdrawal from Iraq, Mr. Bush denied being a politician, denied not having a plan, and denied miring the US in Vietnam - 2005. "This is not Vietnam. Vietnam isn't even close to Iraq," the President pointed out on a large map to thunderous applause. Standing in front of a large banner proclaiming "Plan for Victory - Seriously!", Bush asked for voters, soldiers and the media to have a little faith for a change. "It's not like we didn't know what we were… why we were… getting into here… er… in Iraq."

Cadet Roger Stevens was wiping tears from his eyes as the president was ushered off stage by aides. "It's wonderful to see that even all we've been through the President hasn't lost his sense of mission and imagination," noted Stevens who explained he joined the Navy rather than the Marines for 'statistical reasons.' "It takes a great deal of courage to continue to believe in an impossible dream. I'm with him all the way."

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